Harald

To be a Harald
If you are a Harald, you are the opposite of haram.
Don't eat pork? Harald
Don't drink alcohol? Harald
Don't have sex out of marriage? sorry to say but... you're a Harald.
Why Harald you may ask? Cuz Harald is boring, and all of the above are pretty f***ing fun.

"What you don't have sex out of marriage?! Huch a Harald"