Denmark

Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach

Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)

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swedish

1. Another word for queer, unless describing a woman. The woman of sweden are fine.
2. Wannabe Danish people

Person 1: Yo i heard he's swedish
Person 2: Poor guy

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Danish

1. The goddamn illest nationality. Denmark trumps all y'all other countries, word up fucking Americans.

Person 1. Yo Søren's Danish.
Person 2. For real, that's the sickest shit i heard all day, Søren's the fucking man

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