Dick lap

When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.

At a McDonalds drive-thru:

Cashier: "$5.42, please."

Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.

Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.

Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."

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