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Someone who goes around telling useless facts that the factass will think is usefull to that person
That geek Jane is such a factass.
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A girl from the show Transformers Animated who is the coolest girl in the universe. A lot of kids think she is weird but she is not! All who oppose me suck!!!!
4 friends talking in the local Burger Bot.
Trisha: Did you here that Sari Sumdac just befriended giant freaky robots? Weird!!!!
Sari: Hey who said that!
Trisha: Me, asshat. Get your weirdish ass away from us.
Sari: Okay, That does it!! Let's fight
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A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?
Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.
Kid: DONKEY DAD!
At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.
Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?
Customer: Sprite, please.
Waiter: Comin' right up.
Twenty minutes later.
Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.
Customer: Who the fuck are you?
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Slovenian for fuck your mother!
Two Slovenian guys at a bar, both drunken.
1: Jebem ti mater
2: Kaj?
1: Ni važno.
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