Wake Off

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

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Yahtzee to Nazi

When a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch.

Mitchell and Robert were about to shag Lena when her sister, Summer, all of the sudden went apeshit then Yahtzee to Nazi on them, thus having shit on Mitchell and Robert's chances to hook up with Lena.

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