Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

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cozits

Pimples that have developed on a persons face during the COVID-19 pandemic. This is due to lengthy periods of wearing a mask.

I look like I’m going through puberty again, but I know why I’m breaking out. I’ve been wearing a mask 60 hours a week, I got them cozits.

post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.

Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.

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