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Jasmine

Jasmine is the pure embodiment of stupidity. She likes to spam random shit on Discord servers and has nothing else to do. Her pfp is usually something retarded such as "a purple jelly" or "a bird wearing a hat". Jasmine's brain is the size of a grain of jasmine rice. So she cannot talk about any controversial topics or politics.

Upon close proximity to a Jasmine, you must tell her to shut the fuck up, or else prepare to have your brain cluttered with autism and you will die of terminal brain cancer. If you have been attacked by a Jasmine, it isn't too late. Prevent further damage. Tell Jasmine to "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: How's your day going
Jasmine is typing...
Person 1: Oh my fucking god, it's Jasmine
Person 2: I'm gonna have to leave now sorry bro
Jasmine: The earth is flat
Person 1: Shut the fuck up Jasmine

by Sunny_Noob132 February 27, 2022