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Refers to artists or artistic people who mindlessly follow others. They are very creative, but lack intelligence. Leonardo da Vinci was both creative and intelligent. Therefore, the follower artists and artist types are budget da Vincis.
"That artist believes everything they hear. They're a budinci."
Description: Wealthy New Yorkers from NYC who colonize New Jersey.
Behavior: They destroy communities and pay more than the listed price from overvalued homes. Ignore the previous culture of places they colonize. Will flaunt how they improve "ghetto towns" even when said towns were never ghettos.
Habitat: Wealthy urban downtowns, reddit page, trash hills (high rises), most of Hoboken, and downtown Jersey City.
Procedures: Approach respectfully and ask them to respect the natives. If they agree, then you have succeeded in assimilating a colonizer (gentrifier). If they become enraged, they're likely apart of the cult of anti-whites (woke), or they're just in a bad mood. If they're in the anti-white cult, then prepare for the funeral of your neighborhood. Make preparations to sell your home when houses with a true value of $200,000 start selling for over $1,000,000. Perhaps you can even document your area before it becomes fully gentrified.
Guy: Have you seen what the Yorker Yuppies, the wealthy New Yorkers, have done to downtown Jersey City? It's horrible.
Gal: I know. The mayor of that town is selling out the residents. It's a shame. I feel like crying because of what's happening.
Guy: I hear they're coming for Newark next.
Gal: Oh no! We need to stop this madness. Their tyranny of trendiness ends here!
Guy: Those monsters should stay on their side of the hudson river. They come here and claim they're Jersey Jacks and Janes, but also New Yorkers. It's possible to be both, but in truth, those folks never were either. In trying to be both, they are nothing at all. Gal, do you want to go on a walk with me where we'll video tape our area?
Gal: That sounds fantastic. We need to document the community before gentrifiers destroy it.
A demonym for the inhabitants of New Jersey. "Jersiac" is an alternative to "Jerseyan" as it may be more auditorally appealing than "Jerseyan".
You see the man from Paterson? He's a born and raised Jersiac.
Demonym (name) for the female inhabitants of New Jersey, the state that is better than New York City. In fact, New Jersey is only one of many states that is better than New York City. Even New York State is better than New York City. No hate to everyone outside of Manhattan. I'm talking about the Yorker Yuppies and hipsters when I talk about NYC.
Guy: Are you a Jersey Jane?
Gal: I very well am. I've been everywhere between Fort Lee and Salem!
A Swiss watch company founded in 1888.
Gal: What company makes your watch?
Guy: Roamer of Switzerland.
Gal: That watch is fantastic. Thank you for telling me.
A barricader in Garry's Mod Zombie Survival. Traderon frequents the FWKZT Official Mall of the Dead server.
Guy: Have you seen Traderon? I bet Trade's back at it again building a cade.
Gal: I have seen it. He managed to create a fantastic cade even though the map's props were mainly bulky.
Academic Navigation. It means to play along with academics even when you know they're wrong. Said academics may dumb down questions and mark you wrong if you answer with an advanced, and correct, statement. So, to get the right answer, you have to answer with a wrong statement.
Pal 1: "One of the test's multiple choice questions asked me about photosynthesis. It asked me which processes didn't release carbon dioxide. The answers were burning fossil fuels, cellular respiration, volcanism, and photosynthesis. I thought all of them did because a study said that photosynthesis released trace amounts of carbon dioxide. So, I answered volcanism because it releases carbon dioxide, but also other gasses. I was marked wrong and the teacher said photosynthesis didn't release carbon dioxide."
Pal 2: "You need to use your common sense to safely complete acadation.
Pal 1: "What's that?"
Pal 2: "Even though you know the right answer, just play along and give them the answer they want so you get a good grade. Always remember the truly correct answer though. If you become what they want you to be, you'll be a dumbed down individual. Stay yourself, be safe, and only play along, not become what they think you should be."
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