jumping bus

This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.

This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!

Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"

----OR----

Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"

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y'ass

This word was created by a lazy lad with a speech problem. He often slurred his words, most of which didn't make any sense...

This word can be used to speed up an insult that is thrown into a conversation or just to be flat out flaming!

Also, this word is a combination of the words "you are an" and "ass". See the connection...

you are an + ass = y'ass

Peter: "Gee, I just love Erika!"

Jon: "Y'ass, Erika is my one and only true love so back off!"

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whohanow

Mostly used by girls who ignore their pretty male companions when they are talking to them. The phrase is used when you clue in that that person is talking and you are at loss for what they are saying.

Jon: Hey Sunshine. My computer game... blah, blah, blah, blah...

...seconds later...

Jon: What do you think??

Sunshine: What in the whohanow are you talking about??

.........or............

Sunshine: What in the whohanow made you think I was even listening??

whohanow

it's an actual word I swear... I heard it once while hanging around this guy with the hair and the whatnot's

Jon, what in whohanow are you doing??