cold rofl

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!

guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled

girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.

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hot rofl

another name for premature ejaculation. its hot, and hilarious.

dude 1: wow look at that smokin chick!
dude 2: dude, dont hot rofl yourself!

chick 1: so how was your date last night?
chick 2: we were just about to do it then he hot rofled!

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