Joahna

Joahna is the kind of girl you don't remember how you became friends with. She walks into your life one day and never leaves. She's sweet, sexy, beautiful, a great listener, and the best friend you'll ever need. But watch out beneath her classy surface is a crass middle aged trucker. Do not get on joahnas badside, you will instantly regret it. She is stubborn as hell. If you find a Joahna, MARRY HER, and don't ever let her go. She has a sick sense of humor and should be monitored at your inlaws family dinner. She is loyal to a fault and will stick by your side. If you have a friend names Joahna and you touch or She moves away, do not fret, chase HER DOWN. DO NOT LEAVE HER.

Guy: I got a joahna

Guy 2: oh man