flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

die-slow

(n.) AIDS,HIV,STDs ; any sexually transmitted disease that could/can kill you.

(EX.) Michael Johnson caught dat die-slow from sleep'n around wit groupies!

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