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Short for "Too Australian; Just Tell Me The Important Thing". A bit like a TL;DR, but with Aussie terminology.
TL;DR I got a free pint of beer
TA;JTMTIT I scored a free pint of piss
Freddie Mercury (9/5/1946-11/24/1991), Born Farrokh Bulsara, was the lead singer of the English rock band Queen, an AIDS awareness figure, and one of the most well-known queer music artists of all time (he was bisexual). Known for his 3-octave voice range covering Fâ¯2 to G5, he was an influential factor in the rock genre of the 70s. As a member of Queen, he was inducted postmortem into the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame in 2001 and into the Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2003. Mercury died on November 24, 1991 at the age of 45 years old due to complications from Autoimmune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). His legacy and work for raising awareness for HIV and AIDS have been carried on by the Mercury Phoenix Trust, so we ask that you please support the cause and/or donate if you can.
"Freddie Mercury is one of my favorite singers due to his tone and range."
Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.
Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."
Craptcha (noun): Based on the word CAPTCHA (the Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart), it is usually used to refer to a reCAPTCHA or hCaptcha puzzle that is poorly graded or designed, sometimes denying access despite correct answers or having ambiguous technicalities that make completing the puzzle incredibly difficult (and occasionally impossible). It is seen much more often in hCaptcha than reCAPTCHA due to Google's processing power, access to powerful image recognition algorithms, and datasets used for training the puzzles (as reCAPTCHA has access to Google Maps data).
"C'mon! Just place the goddamn pizza order already!"
"I can't, I'm trapped behind a craptcha!"
To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."