Joe Trad

The guy who - shu esmu - consumes choco booms at a velocity of 11 booms/s. He immitates cricket players and attacks Indian classmates with racially motivated philosophical questions. He has an ability to stop time itself by engaging it in a staring competition which he has never lost. Some days, he is so happy.

Omg who is that dashing young man?
Must be Joe Trad