Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

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Clan

A group of holier-than-thou assholes who take video games way too seriously and strive to ruin the game for casual players by constantly bitching to the Admins of whatever server they're infesting and getting casual players (or faggots from other clans) banned.

Casual Player: <Logs into Counter-Strike server>
Casual Player: Hello!

Clan Member: OMG CASUAL FAGIT! GO DIE!

Casual Gamer owns the Clan member's ass and wins the round.

Clan Member: NUUU! HAX0R! ADMIN! BAN HIZ ASS!
Admin: <Bans Casual Gamer>

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Tankie

Apologists for some of humanity's most brutal regimes, including (but not limited to) the Soviet Union, China, and North Korea.

Most Tankies are hardcore Stalinists who want a totalitarian Stalinist regime established in their home country.

Tankies claim be to be left-wing politically and are (rightfully) shunned by other left-wing groups (Progressives, Socialists, Social Democrats, Anarchists, etc) due to their love of dictators.

That guy's a Tankie. He wants to replace the government with a Stalinist dictatorship and build gulags.

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Boozer

A derogatory term used to describe somebody who's an avid alcoholic

Did you see that Boozer? He was so wasted that he could barely walk straight!

Call of Duty

See shit

A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.

Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.

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NRA

The NRA, or National Rifle Association, is a division of the propaganda wing of the Republican party.

The main task of the NRA is to prevent any and all forms of responsible and logical firearms regulations by buying politicians and bribing officials in exchange for support against reforms. The NRA has been known to broadcast misinformation (or alternative facts) to the masses during the elections in order to foster the idea that our second amendment rights are somehow under attack and to drum up support for a certain Republican candidate.

The ultimate end goal of the NRA is to create a nation where everybody, even children, owns military-grade fully automatic machine guns.

The only terrorist group that poses a real threat to the U.S. is the NRA, that and the Republican party, that is.

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Homocracy

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.

Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)

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