COD

The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.

Guy goes into COD lobby and its full of annoying 10 year olds screaming. Mutes everyone.

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COD

Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:

- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.

A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.

"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".

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COD

1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3

1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!

2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!

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COD

Choking On Dick

My girlfriend was COD when i was playing cod.

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COD

A FPS set in WWII

designed to keep teenagers virgins for as long as possible and destroy all forms of social life/interaction

Girl: hey lets go and have sex
Guy: Not now im playing COD

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COD

A rare disease developed by people who play Call of Duty. Usually used as an excuse for missing work in order to play more video games. It is most commonly developed by someone who has stayed up all night playing Hardcore Search and Destroy and is ever so close to reaching level 70.

Adam: I can't make it into work today I've got the COD.
Boss: OK, you better stay home until you get better.

George: Where's Adam today?
Gord: He's at home with the COD.
George: That bastard he's going to prestige before me! I think that I'm going to stay home with the COD tomorrow.

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COD

None of these above are right....
First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....

-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)

Mom: Bob, get off that damn COD and get a job! You're fourty!
Bob: Shutup mom, I'm on a killstreak!

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