Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

David Harbour

The fittest man alive omg this man is literally so hot Jesus christ like I didn't think anyone could be THIS fit he is so amazing and attractive and cool and I love him so much everyone should find him attractive actually no only I can bit like everyone can appreciate his attractiveness but leave him for ME

(he's also an actor)

Person 1- omg look it's David harbour
Person 2- wow he is so fit and attractive!!
Person 1- ikr!

Weezerinos

A group of 3 or more active weezer listeners

Person 1- "ew omg look over there"

Person 2- "what is it?"

Person 1- "its a bunch of weezerinos there's like 6 of them"

Person - "ew, fucking virgins"

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