pummelfest

1. A brief instance when a person aggressively strikes at individuals in a group of people (or continually strikes the same person)
2. To have multiple sessions of aggressive, borderline violent sex.

1. Once Freddy found out I stole his yellow crayon, I got my ass handed to me. It was quite a pummelfest until he tuckered out.

2. On Valentine's Day, I could hear George and Sally-May having a pummelfest next door. It went on for hours and I'm almost certain they broke their bed.

sixty-six

When you want to subtly tell someone to look behind themselves, you tell them to check their "6 o'clock".
When you're trying to tell someone to look at someone behind someone behind them, you say "check your sixty-six".

"Bro, check your sixty-six."
(he looks behind himself)
"Meh, I'm not into blondes."
"I said sixty-six. The girl behind the blonde is a redhead."

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Mick Jager

A fabricated person used to represent Jagermeister. "Mick Jager" is more commonly used as a subtle way to offer Jagermeister as payment for something.

Hey, would you lawn the yard for me? I hear Mick Jager is in town.

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bullshifting

The act of shifting a manual car to their highest gear and leaving it there regardless of how long it takes for the car to accelerate. The only time a bullshifter would shift down would be at the risk of stalling. Bullshifting is primarily a result of laziness.

Passenger: "Shouldn't you shift down? You're going freaking slow."
Driver: "Nah. I'm bullshifting."

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carbrohydrates

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.

Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."

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loose salsa

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.

"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"

fug

A hug given by a ferret.

I could really use a fug right now..

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