Revel

1. Whore by nature, the Revel is a mythical creature that lure young boys, taunting them with her wizard, but never letting them into Oz.

2. A Revel can also be poppin' with pelvic thrusts and the appropriate hand gestures.

3. Finally, a Revel can be someone Edward Cullen would NEVER under ANY circumstances fall in love with, because she sleeps naked. And that repulses all wonderful minds, and human contact.

I would never go on a slip n slide with that stupid, smelly Revel.

"Drop it like it's hot," Revel.

Boobs McRevelson.

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