crapsturbate

the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.

Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.

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halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

Fecal Bomb

Poopie, to poopie

dude i gotta pull a fecal bomb right now

Translation: Dude i gotta poopie right now