Beemovie

A unit of measurement of time. Is approximately 1 hour and 35 minutes. First used in 2007 for Simon J. Smith's master of a movie, which was exactly 1 beemovie long.

Bro 1: Hey dude, how long will this car ride be?
Bro 2: Approximately 2 and a half beemovies depending on traffic.
Bro 1: sweet.

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Ass Paper

twitch.tv/skazzy3

geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

Pannenesque

Something that Pannen would say/do.

CadBrad asked a question completly off topic, that was pretty pannenesque of him to do that.

snickers challenge

the snickers challenge consists or hopping into a VC on discord with a mod in it, and screaming "SNICKERS" over and over again. if you manage to say it 10 times before the mod says "PEANAUT", the mod ows you a snickers bar

John: *hops in vc to try the snickers challenge*
John: SNICKERSNICKERSNICKERSNICK-
*mod bans john*
John: aww man, i was almost at 10...

~~.:|:;~~

what you paste into a discord chat to create a very small loss meme

(in discord)
fred: ~~.:|:;~~

josh: fred i've been meaning to tell you this for quite a while but, i'm the one who killed your mother. i'm sorry. i didn't want it to be this way but now i'm just filled with dread and just feel so depressed every time i see you, i don,t want to have to lie about this anymore
fred: ~~.:|:;~~

Garfield

A hentai comic strip made by the japanese man Jim Davis, where a man and his cat sexually roleplay and have intercourse. The cat, Garfield has a lasagna fetish and always nuts extra hard when Jon, (his owner) dresses up as it.

Garfield: Jon! I...I can't hold it any more!
Jon: Come on Garfield just let it go on my juicy lasagna of a body
Garfield: UHNNNNNNN (has orgasm)

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Mawter

a mix of milk and water, usually used when you're out of milk but couldn't be bothered to get more

Aw damn the milk is empty again and my glass is only half full. I guess I'll just add some water to turn this into mawter