chubby chango

The cutest living animal on the planet. SO cute that only few have seen the cuteness without their heads exploding all over their breakfast.

Guy1: Whoa man did you see chubby chango?

Guy2: I did, but then my head exploded.

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bertuzzi

the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble

waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.

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