Ringdar

The skill of noticing the presence (or absence) of wedding rings. Similar to gaydar, good ringdar is essential to social navigation.

Tom: Dude, that hottie is totally into me!
Joe: She has a wedding ring, jackass. You have seriously terrible ringdar.

Congraduation

a contraction of "Congradulations on your graduation"

2. the act of being mobbed by well-wishers at a graduation party

1. Congraduation, dude - we're finally out of here!

2.I tried to slip out the back door and get away from all the old people, but I got Congraduated

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roomie

Shortened version of roommate

Not actually a chick word
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Jerry: I have lots of bottled water!
Andrew: My roomie drinks water.
Jerry: cool beans.

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Wachovia

Possibly the friendliest place ever to lock up your money

I used to hate going to the bank, but Wachovia treats me right

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Dichoomy

A pair of roommates who seem to be polar opposites.

A combination of roomie and dichotomy

It's a totall dichoomy - I like alternative, but all he listens to is hip-hop crap.

DBD

Acronym for "Don't Be a Dick;" a sacred code of conduct among honorable male circles. Much like the ancient concept of chivalry, but more intrinsic and fundemental.

Matt: Hey, can you turn it down? it's, like, 3 a.m. and I have a test at 8!

Sean: hell no!

Matt: dude, DBD

Sean: aw yeah, sorry dude. go get some sleep. *music stops*

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iSnob

A person so fixated and enamored with Apple that it consumes his or her soul, with the sole life goal of insulting all Windows (tm) based products

Geez. That photographer is such an iSnob.

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