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this occurs when a girl tosses your salad and gives you a handjob at the same time
Guy 1: Did she caesar your salad too?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3: Man, that ho is wild.
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having your penis licked clean right after vaginal sex; also known as a zamboni
I wish my girl was into deboarding but she just won't do it.
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a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up eating KFC chicken
Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
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a vegan or vegetarian who refuses to give up KFC chicken
Guy #1: I've decided to give up all meat.
Guy #2: You were eating KFC yesterday!
Guy #1: I'm a Kentucky Vegan.
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