Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

For fucks' sake

For the sake of all the fucks.

Variant: For fuck's sake. (For the sake of a specific fuck).

For fucks' sake Hancock, what do you think they're doing with the PPE? Dressing up and playing at Start Wars?!

Lodger

A piece of shit so large it won't flush away and takes residence in your toilet.

"Sorry, mate, I've done a massive lodger in your bog.'