Chooch

'Donald Trump' as he personifies almost all the 71 definitions listed above.
From old Italian phrase, 'la chooch a la chet' roughly translated to mean,' the donkey and a hatchet'.
That is to say a beast attempting to fix something with a tool he is incapable of using. See also 'chet'.

Hey Donald Trump is going to fix everything, la chooch a la chet.