In My Pants

A vocal game invented by... er, sorry. I sort of forgot. But its played by ending everthing you say with the words "In My Pants". When a person playing the game fails to do this, said person is then punished physically and severely (ex.- caning, ass-whupin', socked in da' gut, etc). The game ends when the time limit (if any is agreed upon) is over. ... Or just when everone gets tired of it.

Kid #1: Hey, how's it going "In My Pants"?
Kid #2: Pretty shitty "In My Pants".
Kid #3: That sucks "In My Pants".
Kid #4: ... This is pretty stupid.
Kid #1-3: GET HIM!!!

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helicopter

The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward, don't forget awkward) but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man who, while fully erect and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle around the woman. All the while turning his penis inside the woman's vagina (... or whatever.).

J.R.- The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.

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necropheliac

A person whom, for one reason or another, prefers sexual relations with a dead human being over a living one. Usually a previous aquaintance and generally preserved similarly to a sex doll.
(see Sexy Loser)

(opinion)- I believe that, thought not unfounded, necrophelia is one of the most peculiar and awkward fetishes. Worse than consensual defication and clown sex but not as bad as homicidal arousal and bestiality

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consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.

The glass bottom boat is a form of consensual defication.

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gang bang

1. When a street gang finds a random person on the streets and beats the ever living hell out of him. Usual ending with the removal of the victims shoes which are then strung from power lines.
2. When any one person of either sex has intercourse with three or more people at once, consensual or not (usually the latter), and is the sole receiver.

1. "Later, me and the Crips is going gang bangin'. You in?"
2. Racheal had quite the sore cock canyon after she was gang banged.

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Hydrocodone

A chemical derivative of opium that is used in modern day medications for the relief of moderate to severe pain. Because it acts directly on the brain and spinal cord, it most definitely causes a state of euphoria when taken in slightely greater doses (ex.-three tablets instead of one). But, in contrast, it is classified as a narcotic, and therefore can be highly addictive.

(opinion)- I've been around the block a few times, and the only drug for me is hydrocodone. And any relative there of. That shit is frickin' awesome, yo! Er... but is does suck how boring life is when you don't have any. Know what I mean?

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chronic masturbation

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)

Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

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