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A reputable actor, Karl Urban just recently made his big acting debut with his appearances in "The Lord of the Rings" films for his role as Eomer. Though having already been in a number of television ("White Fang", "Homeword Bound") and theatre ("Julius Ceasar") performances, his only recognizable roles would be that of the television series "Zena: Warrior Princess" for his roles as Cupid and Ceasar.
Kid #2: "Where do you come up with this stuff?"
J.R.: "From the official Karl Urban website, of course! Man, he is soooo dreamy!"
Kid #2: "Dude, are you gay?"
J.R.: "Well, maybe just a little. But we're all a little gay."
Kid #1: "You said it, Jer!"
Kid #2: "... God dammnit."
{foot-note} The pronunciation mark for the name Eomer goes above the first 'E'. My bad.
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General spoken adaptation of the abbreviations, J.R.
"Hey, there's J.R. ... YO JER!!! WHAT'S UP?!"
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The personal views and ideals of any particular human being (animals may very well have opinions as well, but I'll never know) that are generally revealed to others as a form of self expression. But can also be kept to oneself as not to be offensive or abtrusive.
Opinions are usually wasted if no one know's who you are. But unprecidented and moving displays of wisdom will never be overlooked. Think about that carefully.
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An occurance when a human being is sexually aroused by the thought and action of taking another human being's life.
(see phsycotic)
(opinion)- Homicidal arousal is the the only unnexcusable form of sexual pleasure. Most likely branching from serious, SERIOUS phsychotic issues and lack of positive human interaction. In blunter terms, these fuckers are cracked!!!
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1. A character from the novel, the Lord Of The Rings. Eomer (traditionally spellt with a pronunciation mark between the 'E' and 'R'/ he is also known as Erkanbrand, apparently)is the nephew of King Theoden of Rohan. And, by the third and last installment of the series, his successer after Theoden met his end at the hands of the Witch King at Pelennor Feilds. Illustrated as a stout man and a fierce and fearless fighter, he was one of the few men to walk from the battle of Pellenor and the Black gates unscathed.
2. Also, the character Eomer is portayed in the New Line Cinema's adaptation of the novel by the actor Karl Urban.
(opinion)
J.R.- Ya' know, I was surprised that nobody wrote up anything on Eomer. So I thought I would pick up the slack, since Eomer so cool and Karl Urban's so sexy. If anybody wishes to add anything else, go right on ahead.
Kid #2: Like how you're a total fucking dick deployer? Jeeze', like anyone could add anything to your lousy fucking love poem. Geek.
Kid #1: You forgot to mention Eomer's sister, Eowyn.
Kid #2: ... God dammnit.
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A term derived from a comic publication, hockey bukkake is the act of sexually assaulting a woman (... man?) with innumerable hockey sticks. Um, about eight or more. Give or take.
(see- bukkake)
Hockey. Bukkake. HOCKEY BUKKAKE!!!!
Cindy filed assault charges after she was hockey bukkake'd.
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1.(text book def.)- A word describing when the thoughts and actions of a particular human being towards a certain: person, place, thing, or group of any three thereof: are considered negative and/or destructive.
2.(general def.)- When a human being, for one reason or another, despises another human being.
1. J.R.- "I hate vegatables. ... And the planet Pluto."
2. Kid #2: "My Girlfriend broke up with me to go out with my best friend. I fucking hate him and that fucking bitch."
(opinion)- Ironically enough, there wasn't as many def.'s for the word 'hate' there were for the word 'love'. Still, I had a difficult time summarizing such a peculiar emotion. Nonetheless, hate is probably the quentessential emotion felt by everybody. Its possible (though not too likely, mind you) for a human being to go through life not ever feeling love. But they would almost definitely experience hate.
(final word)"No ape shall ever enter the forbidden zone!!!" <moral> Hate will end joo. It will ends us all!!
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