Juntao

Originally stemming from the movie Rush Hour starring Jacky Chan, Juntao played the major villain in said movie. Now, because of the frequancy and odd tone of its use, it is now used today as a greeting or word filler.
(see- wazzup)

Kid #1: Hey, there's Mikey. "Juntao! Juntao!!"
Kid #2: "Huh? Oh, hey. How's it going?"
Kid #1: "Groovy..."
Kid #2: "Cool..."
Kid #1: ...
Kid #2: ... "Juntao!!!"
Kid #1: "Juntao!!!"

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porn

Short for pornography, porno is the portrayal of any and all sort of sexual acts and quirky fetishes on any form of visual media. Used for the sexual arousal of either member of the human sex, porno is one of/most definitely (for all I know) the most popular form of mediation and source of sexual deviance.

(opinion)- Though I personally think pornography is in no way whatsoever a form of art or justifiable in any way, there is no denying that it plays an important role in curbing society's surprisingly erratic sexual tendancies.

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rolling crab

A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.

Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"

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