Awesome Aisha

Honestly, a god, an icon, the upmost important person on the fucking planet. Haven’t heard of her? Death. Insulted her? Death. Touch her chair? Death, then revival, and death again.

She is the speed of light, the sun in the sky, the roots beneath our feet. Without her, we are nothing but useless bodies of flesh.

If you are an old ranger, banished. No pink inhalers, no gendered cars and NO hospitals closed on Boxing Day.

April 13th is a day of celebration, you must all bow and present a gift, failure to do so will result in execution.

Her minions, Momina and Miles serve her every need, payment is being in her presence.

She is crazy, absolutely barking mad, and has had the tendency to scream the words chocolate in the past.

If lost, please return to Miles or Momina.

Is that Awesome Aisha? Shit! Get on your knees and bow peasant!

“I am Awesome Aisha, bow to you queen. Did you say no? MILES? MOMINA? SEESE THEM!”

“Yes my lord!”

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26th April

The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.

It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD

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