Gaymunism

Communism but make it g a e

Person 1: Me and my friends like the idea of gaymunism

Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.

Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.

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Marvel

A company that makes the best fucking movies in the world.
Also the cmpany that every hates because they killed off our faves.

Why the FUCK did Marvel kill Tony, Natasha and Loki!!!!???

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valcarol

The ship name for a pairing in the MCU fandom between Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) and Valkyrie

Person 1: I totally ship Valcarol
Person 2: Well you're in luck, so do the actresses!

Donald Trump

The biggest fucking dumbass ever, and also a disgusting asshole. Alternatively known as 'cheezle cunt' 'sweet potato hitler' 'carrot face' and other similar nicknames.

Person 1: I still can't believe Donald Trump got elected in 2016
Person 2: Same! At least he's gone now, thank fuck.

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