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When you run out of milk and you want to make a cup of tea and you have chocolate milkshake in the fridge. Simply substitute milk for chocolate milkshake.
Me: Dude we ran out of milk
You: Use the Chocolate milkshake and make a Chea
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Flappany (Pronounced Fla-Panny) is the definition of the unfortunate sight of an enlarged and saggy labia between a females legs.
Dave: Bro, I went down on Jade last night, she was huge! Could have fit my head in there!
Carl: Mate that girl must have a Flapanny!
Dave: You know that! She'll be flapping in the wind for days!
DTFAS stands for "Down To Fuck A Sausage" brought to us by the film Sausage Party
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A blend of the finest gonorrhea, syphilis and aids all rolled into one juicy sexually transmitted disease
You: Man my dick is so itchy after I slept with that chick last week.
Me: Dude you should get checked out, you could have Gonorsyphilaids!