coolgar

A cool, older, hot woman at a punk rock show. Most likely appears with tattoos and piercings that are indicative of a frothy youth.

A coolgar just hit on me. She must be like, 32?

IKEA wrist

The wrist soreness that one experiences following an afternoon of constructing IKEA furniture.

I can't lift anything right now. I'm nursing a case of IKEA wrist.