clerk-flex

When a low-level office clerk tries to exert 'muscle' by giving you a hard time for (or about) something, usually around policy interpretation, purchases, or just about anything they feel they can demonstrate their ability to think at a higher level.

When an office admin assistant, unnecessarily questions (ergo delays)your expense submissions, by asking detailed questions, even if they had previously been approved. This can be refered to, as clerk-flex.

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melzabe

2 entries:
1)Shortest form of "might as well be". Often used in agreement with someone's perspective or idea.

2)Can also be used as a name called, refering to someone as you think is a retard, that can't think for themselves.

1) Want to go out to the movies with da boyz?
Melzabe...

2) Nice work. Way to go, you goddamn melzabe...

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foodlog

shit, basically...BEFORE it leaves your colon or body.

After 3 days of camping, i've got a 2 foot foodlog i have to take care of.

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