aluminum foil

Used by skateboarders (who get videotaped by their friends doing jumps off of staircases and face-plants into the concrete floor below) as a replacement for chewing gum. The more fillings you have in your teeth, the better it tastes.

Dude! I can chew aluminum foil and skateboard at the same time! *face-plant splat!*

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