Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED