A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.
Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner
When you get hurt so bad you get up and run away. This usually happens when your bleeding a lot.
When Bill broke his arm he was Blood Running all the way to his house.
The shortened version of "Unfortunate".
Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.
Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.