cokoff

The act of cutting your dick, but then realizing you made a stupid decision.

You know you just fucking messed up when you decide to do a cokoff.

Grimace

Grimace from McDonald's is our lord and savior. Drink his almighty Grimace Shake. Worship only Grimace. Worship no one else. If you do, he'll hunt you down. We must give Grimace a sacrifice. Give him one of those Chicken McNuggets. Give him the fries. Give him the Big Mac, and give him ourselves. Give him Ronald McDonald.

Grimace is love. Grimace is life.