lameburger

something that fucking sucks

Jeez, last weekend was lameburger.

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leetcandy

Somthing rediculously awesome.

Or skittles.

Man that day was leetcandy.
We need to get leetcandy, I'm hunger.

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sclitch

The small piece of toilet paper that gets prematurely ripped off when one is trying to obtain toilet paper from the roll in an attempt to wipe one's ass - typically caused by a consumer who purchases cheap or subpar paper products.

I hate taking a shit at work because all I can grab from the toilet paper dispenser is one "sclitch" after another; it takes me forever to wipe!

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Crustiz

"Crustiz" - the accumulation of dried up matter that forms at the tip of a moisturizer dispenser.

The "crustiz" from the moisturizer bottle got stuck in my pubic hair.