Desperate Housewives

verb - the act of married women having affairs with teenage boys. As seen in the popular television show on ABC, Desperate Housewives. Such as the relationship between Gabrielle Solis and her Gardener, John Rowland.

"Dude, your mom so wants to Desperate Housewives me. She grabbed my hand, gave me a hug, and everything. It's just too bad she's not a MILF."

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