Orc's

These creatures or Orc's usually lurk around the West End of Glasgow near a place called Mordor or Ibrox as some of these creatures call it. These hoards support a team called Rankers who play anti football and their leader is called "Waltorc the Negative". These creatures usually wreck and ruin every where they go leaving a trail of destruction like a tornado has come through the place. No Man, Woman or Child are safe as all are targets for the rampaging mob.

Please if you come in contact with one of these creatures please do not tease them or mention words like "Quad", "Minty's Super Dome" or "Kenny Miller" as this will be sure to rage the beasts and result in your untimely end...

Manchester 2008 "UEFA Cup Final" Orc's Wreck Manchester

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