Facebook Prepper

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.

"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."

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Bromaid

In the spirit of Brony, "Bromaid" is the name typically given to adult male viewers/fans (regardless of sexual preference/orientation) of the Disney's "The Little Mermaid" franchise.

It is the combination of the words 'bro' and 'mermaid'.

Woman - "So you're a guy and you've seen 'The Little Mermaid'?"
Man - "I sure have."
Woman - "So, you have a daughter then."
Man - "Nope. I just love the movie AND I have lots of Ariel swag, too."
Woman - "So, you're gay then."
Man - "Nope. I'm just a big ol' Bromaid!"

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Go vote for Obama

An insulting metaphor.

Meaning "Go fuck yourself."

"Ha Ha, your team sucks!!!"

Reply: "Oh, go vote for Obama."

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neurod

A contraction of "neurotic nimrod".
neurotic + nimrod = neurod

An absurdly neurotic person whose quirky hangups make them fair game to ridicule.

-"Kristy wrote me an email, & then three hours later she sent it again with all her own spelling corrected! What a neurod!"