Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

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juantanamo bay

Juantanamo Bay is going to be a new detention center located, well. It wont be new. It'll just be the new name for Guantanamo bay. This will be the location where Trump sends 'some bad dues' to. Most of which, will be the filthy rapist, murderer, crime bring Mexicans that crossed the border. Although. Its likely he'll mistake some Arabs for Mexicans and put them there also.

SJW: WHAT THE FUCk, HES MAKING GUANTANAMO BAY!?
Trump supporter: WOOOOOOOO JUANTANAMO BAY, FUCK YEAH MURICA