Marcello

An Italian who can't hold a pistol properly.

Tony: Marcello!
Marcello: What is it?
Tony: What you doing?
Marcello: Holding a pistol
Tony: Mamma mia, Marcello! That's not how you hold a pistol!
Marcello: What you mean?
Tony (holding the pistol properly): THIS is how you hold a pistol! Alberto! Come-a look at Marcello!
Alberto (holding 2 rifles in the proper Italian way): *deep inhale* MAMMA MIA!!!

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Quamma

First patented under the name "question comma" in 1992, the Quamma is a question mark (?) with a comma (,) on the bottom instead of the dot. It began getting more popular among the Freshman at the Signature Charter School. It is used when a sentence has a question in it, but doesn't end there.

"What do you mean (INSERT QUAMMA) oh, I got it now!"