reach around

At the end of the shower you have to reach around and spread your buttocks to rinse out trapped soap.

Every day in the shower Danny would reach around and spread his cheeks to make sure he wasn't still soapy.

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fundeling

Fundeling is similar to fondling--with the emphasis on FUN. It might be an innocent pat or consensualhug in the workplace with the intent to just make someone smile, or it might be a suggestive touch with a promise of more to come!

John and I enjoy fundeling every day at work--it makes the day go faster!

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fashunsenseless

Men who don't recognize the authenic/costly nature of of a woman's apparel.

John is suffering from fashunsenseless. After telling me that he liked my jacket he ruined the compliment by asking, "Is it real, or pleather?"