Where you go to take a nap, don't actually fall asleep, but still feel recharged afterward.
Man, I feel much better after taking that fake nap. Now I feel better about going to work later.
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When you drive through 3 or more yellow lights in a row.
Person: Wow man, I was almost late for work, but luckily I was Walkin on Sunshine.
One who flies from relationship to relationship sucking all the drama he/she can.
That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!
Cutting something random from wikipedia and pasting it as a comment under someone's facebook status.
Marcus Fiffer- is starring at the wall cause there is nothing good on tv...
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Don Landor-
Spandex, or elastane, is a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. It is stronger and more durable than rubber, its major non-synthetic competitor. It is a polyurethane-polyurea copolymer that was invented in 1959 by DuPont chemist Joseph Shivers. When first introduced, it revolutionized many areas of the clothing industry.
"Spandex" is a generic name and not derived from the chemical name of the fiber, as are most manufactured fibers, but an anagram of the word expands."Spandex" is the preferred name in North America; in many European countries it is referred to as "elastane".
The most famous brand name associated with spandex is Lycra, a trademark of Invista (formerly part of DuPont). Such is the prominence of the Lycra brand that it has become a genericized trademark in many parts of the world, used to describe any kind of spandex. Invista discourages such use, protecting its trademark vigorously.
Other spandex trademarks include Elaspan (also Invista's), ROICA & Dorlastan (Asahi Kasei) and Linel (Fillattice).
Marcus Fiffer-
Damn your info smashing!
When you are writing an essay and instead of leading into or mentioning where certain information came from, you throw in a quote. The reader has no idea if the quote is legitimate or even where it is from.
Teacher: Billy, your essay doesn't mention who any of the people are in your citations.
Billy: Opps, guess I threw one too many quote bombs in there, huh?
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