Brookhaven

A dysfunctional anarchist town where you get to see shit like 3 year olds stealing money from the bank, homeless people owning a house, infants driving cars, boys simping and getting rejected, home invasion rate at 100%, policemen that don't do their fucking job, sport cars that are slower than your grandma's wheelchair, guns issued to all citizens including children for self defense because the best way to defend against school shootings is to give everyone guns, fucking genius it will no longer be a school shooting it will be a school shootout, as you can see it's a fuck fest, a dystopian society, and I didn't even name everything, because there is so much fucked up shit happening there, that JoJo's Bizarre adventure seems normal compared to this, It's literally the purge everyday and It's fucking awesome.

Person 1: Hey wanna go to Brookhaven?

Person 2: Fuck no that place is hell on earth, also I'm not a Roblox player dumbass.

Bond burger

slang for a mixed cum impregnation

last night me and some friends bond burgered your sister