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hadta know

When you've had a crush on someone for years and you launch at them like a spider monkey to kiss them for the very first time. Look up in amazement and say I just "hadta know!"

Sorry I just jammed my tongue down your throat Mit, but I just "hadta know!"

by SuzMS December 22, 2007

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beak bang

This is fantastic role play. Build a perch large enough to support your sexual partner. Srap on a beak and scatter seed about the room. Ask your partner to chirp and flap around like mad. Have partner launch from perch onto place of desired coitus area.

Damn, that was a great "beak bang" Mit. Your perch design was absolutely perfect. Let's do it "one more time!"

by SuzMS December 22, 2007

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