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pavement oyster

When one caughs up chest phlegm and deposits it on the ground, by way of spitting.

"Mind your step, there's a pavement oyster!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

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toilet suicide

In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.

"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

11👍 6👎


chip shovels

The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.

"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."

by Suzanne and Tom Hodgkinson January 7, 2006

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