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An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.
As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.
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Leave time away from one's spouse. Its purpose is to give a short interlude of time for oneself. A time used to pursue interests of one's own or simply reflect and to gain personal insight and stillness.
A spousatical sometimes is taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book, meditating, composing music, art or poetry, or travelling.
Even the healthiest of marriages or unions benefit from some time apart. A spousatical is often a propitious and truly edifying experience.